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For entertainment only

Track prayers. Map the cosmic delay.

god tracker turns prayer timing into playful, light-speed distance and a fictional destination.

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Satirical experience. Not scientific or theological guidance.

Where "god" clocked in

god tracker home screen with Log a Prayer and last transmission summary

Log a transmission, glance at last transmission cards, satirical telemetry for the bit, not a lecture.

Why god tracker exists

Reflection with humor

Log intent and revisit outcomes without turning the process into a lecture.

Cosmic framing

Delay becomes a fictional light-travel distance with playful readout vibes.

Timeline memory

Keep pending, answered, and closed moments in one lightweight history.

Playful customization

Patron personas, overlays, and cosmic lens controls keep it personal for the bit.

All outcomes are generated for entertainment and storytelling.

How it works

  1. 1. Log a prayer/transmission.
  2. 2. Mark answered (or close unanswered).
  3. 3. View cosmic result cards and fictional location.

In the app

Satirical UI only—screenshots show fictional readouts and playful controls, not scientific instruments.

Patron picker sheet for choosing a persona on this transmission
Pick a patron for the bit
Result screen showing fictional cosmic destination readouts
See where the signal landed
Transmission history with answered filter
History: answered and closed
Settings for patron, overlay, and threshold tuning
Tune overlays and thresholds

Feature highlights

Cosmic reveal cards

Distances plus galaxy/system/planet destination cards with satirical telemetry styling.

History view

Answered and closed segmentation keeps your timeline scan-friendly.

Instant-answer camera gag

Overlay composite mode for playful instant-answer moments.

Settings controls

Tune patron, overlay, and threshold behavior to fit your preferred cosmic lens.

FAQ

Is this scientific?

No. It is satirical telemetry and fictional cosmic destination storytelling.

Is this faith guidance?

No. It is reflection-focused entertainment, not doctrinal advice.

Is it available on Android?

Right now, god tracker is available on iOS only. Android support is coming soon.

What data is saved?

Prayer text, timestamps, and selected settings are stored to power your history.

How do I delete my data?

Data is stored locally on your device. Use in-app controls or uninstall the app to remove it.

Why camera permission?

Only for optional overlay features and image compositing gags you enable.

satirical prayer timing, cosmic readouts

Ready to launch your playful readout?

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